…Prep

Happy Sunday, fellow crusaders! With eight sleeps till Christmas there’s not a minute to spare, so I’ll keep this brief. This next week is a crash course in time management, but I hope you find a moment or two to enjoy the season.

…wait for it

‘Twas two weeks ’til Christmas and all ‘cross the land, the CDC’s cookie alert was at hand. The CDC keeps warning people not to eat raw cookie dough even though IT IS DELICIOUS https://t.co/xioVlfvA2x — The Washington Post (@washingtonpost) December 10, 2018 No munching on raw dough, the CDC cried. “Of course,” said the holiday…

…stay sweet

Today is a very special day, crusaders. Today we celebrate those small sweet moments in life. Yes, take a moment to savor those tiny dollops of sweetness, it’s Chocolate Chip Day! And on this rainy Tuesday (or any day), I ask you, is there anything better than a chocolate chip?

…feel crumby

Amongst other things, social media has brought with it a seemingly endless parade of “random” holidays celebrating just about everything under the sun. It begs the question, “If we’re celebrating everything, are we really celebrating anything?” Still, some of these days still require our respect, so today I have to insist that we pause for…

…crumble

If you’re a would-be holiday baker, who just can’t seem to find the motivation this year, today is your lucky day. Forget the cheer, joy, and general pleasure of baking holiday cookies,  Earth needs you.