“Game of Thrones” fans, in the interest of saving time…
SPOILER ALERT!!! SPOILER ALERT!!! SPOILER ALERT!!!
If you’re still here and haven’t seen last night’s episode — “The Bells” — this is on you.
Welcome to the first meeting of the emotional support group for those feeling personally victimized by Daenerys Targaryen’s total lack of chill. I know last night was rough, but together we can get through this.
Speaking of getting through things, I’m good on close calls for Arya. My nerves cannot take another fireball, dust cloud, or mob. Can’t we just enjoy her “come to Jesus” moment with the Hound for five minutes before obsessing over what the horse means?
Although, forget about the horse, let’s talk Tolkien whose work obviously the answer to the entire GoT series. So, can we take a moment to overthink whether Jon Snow is more of an Aragorn or a Frodo? Personally, I’m leaning towards Frodo right now because I like the idea of a “scouring of the Shire” moment followed by a teary reunion with Jon and Ghost when he decides to go live with the Free Folk.
Okay, well I’m feeling better. If anyone else needs to vent, theorize, or overthink all the shit that went down last night leave a comment, send a raven, or I suppose you can just scream into the void. There’s no judgment in this support group…unless you’re Daenerys who still has no chill.
…just for fun: