Happy Halloween! The past month of costume parties, masquerades, and pumpkin spice everything have been leading up to this. It’s decision time.
If you don’t know what decision you’ve obviously never had to hide, motionless in your own home waiting for the Halloween hordes to move on because you forgot to buy candy. Tonight you decide whether you share.
I’ll admit the whole “Wednesday” thing is really making the holiday feel anti-climactic. But that’s not going to stop the trick-or-treaters from showing up.
To be fair to the festive freeloaders, there is a trade off. In exchange for your annual offering you get to see a parade of adorable princesses, Marvel characters, and a few witches and spooks.
Of course, if you haven’t already gotten your candy that decision may already have been made for you. Just remember the wrong choice may haunt you. Whatever you find in your front yard tomorrow, you brought it on yourself.
No matter your decision, have a happy, spooky, sweet, and safe Halloween!
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