Millennials, I bring you good news! Our generation’s financial challenges have been answered. The source of our troubles has been found.
Global recession? No such luck. Students loan crisis? Could it possibly be so obvious?
No. This offender has been sitting right in front of us the whole time…
Put down the avocado slathered bread! Now! Yes, your avocado toast has been stealing your home-owning dreams right from under your nose.
You don’t want to be home-owner, you say? That’s just the avocado toast talking.
I know it’s tempting sitting there with its healthy fats, being all green and fabulous. But it’s the reason you can’t afford a home. According to the hero of millennials everywhere, Tim Gurner. (So you know where to send your thank you notes.)
Of course, this being graduation season, everyone has their own two cents to share with the young adults as they spread their wings. But I’m not here to tell you how to live your life. I’ll leave that to every other millennial expert out there. Just know that it’s full of difficult decisions don’t let the avocado toasts of the world make them for you.