However, given certain circumstances, I feel it my duty, as a responsible television-loving American, to dedicate this week’s What to Watch Wednesday to “Celebrity Apprentice.”
The show, which pits celebrities against each other in some cutthroat, high stakes (translation: dramatic) business situations will have a new host next season (for terrifying, but obvious reasons). Who will replace Donald? Arnold.
Yes, the Governator. I’ll give you a moment to wrap your mind around the wonderful (and still a little terrifying) poetry of this recast. Let it set in. Well played, NBC.
I can only assume “You’re fired!” will be replaced with “You’re terminated!” or perhaps…
I may just have to tune in.