…sound thy trumpet in the marketplace
‘Tis the day when ’tis expected that thou shouldst speak as though thou art Shakespeare.
Remember, ’tis in celebration of the 451st anniversary of the Bard’s day of birth/death, so pray, do try to keep things amiable.
I beseech thee, that if thou must show discord, keep it Shakespearean:
“…he’s a most notable coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise-breaker, the owner of no one good quality…”
“All’s Well That Ends Well,” Act 3, Scene 6
Now, go forth and remember, when in doubt:
“Listen to many, speak to a few.”
“Hamlet,” Act 1, Scene 3
And never forget:
“…brevity is the soul of wit.”
“Hamlet,” Act 2, Scene 2
A most glorious day to you all.