Attention fans of “Frozen,” I need a minute of your time. I’m going to have to ask you all to pause your “Frozen” binge-viewing, papier-mâché Olaf’s, latest “Let It Go” cover, or whatever it is the crazy…I mean enthusiastic fans of this film are doing these days. It might be time to turn it down a notch.
Aside from the fact that I’m somewhat convinced that Disney’s latest hit is behind this unending winter (I would not put it past their marketing team), we’ve reached a new level of craz…sorry, again, I mean enthusiasm.
There are no more Frozen dolls, well, not unless you want to cough up a couple of thousand bucks. Seriously, that’s what people are paying for Frozen merchandise: thousands of dollars.
Although if you want Frozen merchandise at the regular Disney store price, apparently no one wants Anna’s boots, which is crazy because Anna’s boots are adorable.
I won’t claim immunity to the charms of this new Disney classic. It’s a great movie. I’ve listened, watched, and devised alternate plot points for weeks on end, but I think it’s time we all take a step back and…don’t make me say it:
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