Never guess a lady’s age. It’s a golden rule that should never be forgotten, and one that was tossed aside by those studying the age of lunar rocks collected by Apollo 16.
Yes, it turns out that the moon could be 60 million years younger than previously thought.
The moon may be as young as 4.36 billion years old (and she doesn’t look a day over 3.5 billion).
Now, I know what you science dorks are thinking. After all what is 60 million years or so when your talking about a rock that is over 4 billion years old?
But do you really want to take that chance with the scorned woman who controls the tides?
Believe me, we do not want her coming down to give us a piece of her mind (bad things happen).
So, I would start with something about her glowing complexion. Maybe throw in something about her beaming smile (it couldn’t hurt).
More on the Story: Discover.com
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A woman doesn’t know how precious her voice is until she’s been silenced…
~Ursula, The Little Mermaid on Broadway
It’s a good quote right? Say what you want about the show being “bloated” or “less than witty” …critics’ words, not mine.
Personally, I thought it was cute. No, it wasn’t groundbreaking theater, and I believe it could have been. But it was cute, and Disney, and that’s nice sometimes, but this isn’t a review.
I have a bone to pick with an old friend…but first, a love letter for them, my Muny.
The Muny is why I love theater. Located in St. Louis, MO, it’s the world’s oldest and largest outdoor musical theater.
I was five the first time I experienced live musical theater. The show was Peter Pan.
Of course, by this point, I’d already seen the Mary Martin version of Peter Pan and was well on my way to theater “dorkdom”, but I’ll never forget the magic of that first show.
Of course we’ve had our rough patches (you know what you did with Grease), but the Muny is where I learned theater. It made me the musical encyclopedia that I am today.
We live in Chicago now, but the Crusaders still make it to one or two shows a season. I can’t imagine a summer without the Muny. It’s an impossibility.
Which brings me to a tough conversation…I think bullet points will help.
The Show: The Muny Production of Disney’s The Little Mermaid
The Role: Ursula
The Casting: it doesn’t matter who he is, the point is a man was cast in this role
The Problem: I get it. I do. You were putting your stamp on it. I admit I was initially confused and angry.
In truth, I had to pick my jaw up off the floor when I saw the cast list.
Then I came around to the idea and was sort of excited that you’d made a bold choice with your production.
Then I saw the show. The quoted portion from above almost made me fall out of my chair.
Was it supposed to be ironic?
The show was so male heavy I could hardly believe it. Ariel and Flounder were the only principals played by women (and adorable girls…loved Flounder). That left us with Eric, Triton, Sebastian, Scuttle, Ursula, Flotsam, and Jetsam all played by men. Throw in Grimsby and Chef Louis and it’s a sea-worthy boys club.
In a show called The Little Mermaid, you’d think there’d be more girls.
I studied theater and I know that female roles are in the minority as is. So to take a rather fabulous one and give it to a man is baffling to me.
This is not a comment on his performance, he was fine, and kudos on the make-up and wig. He can’t help that the part was written for a woman.
My problem isn’t with a man playing a woman. I know it’s been done, and it has worked, but I need a reason for it. There has to be a point. I didn’t see it.
What I did love about the show is that it empowers Ariel, even if it is a rushed empowerment. She saves herself.
Why couldn’t you have saved this role for a woman?
I’ve said my piece. I hope we can still be friends.
Now, speaking of overlooked women. The U.S. Women’s Soccer Team is playing for the World Cup today. You should be watching.
Athletics and the theatrical arts have always gone hand in hand. And if you don’t believe me, then you certainly have not been keeping up with your World Cup soccer.
The art of drawing a foul or eating up the clock is part of the game. That, or we need to harness these athletes’ healing abilities.
According to a German study, this flair for the dramatic eats up a lot more time in the men’s matches.
If you’ve been watching the FIFA Women’s World Cup this may come as a surprise, since there certainly has not been a shortage of theatricality in these matches.
However, the study found that women don’t drag out their performances for quite as long, and are quicker to restart the game.
In other words, they know when it’s a lost cause.
Speaking of moving on, we’re officially in the final hours before the end. Assuming that you’re not curled up in the fetal position, humming the Harry Potter theme to yourself, surrounded by a fortress constructed out of your blood, sweat, tears, and all seven books, then you’re probably ready for this final chapter.
Just remember, don’t think of this as the end. This is the beginning of a life full of cats, dogs and children named Albus, Neville, Hermione, Ronald and, of course, Harry Potter (over 200 to choose from).
More on the Story: Msnbc.com
…just for fun:
On this holiday weekend celebrating all things USA, the Crusade is taking you to Germany for the FIFA Women’s World Cup.
Sorry we’re a bit late to the match, but with team USA officially securing a spot in the quarter finals with their win over Columbia, it seemed like a good time to join in.
They join Japan, Sweden, Germany and France, with the rest of the teams still to be determined.
It’s rather fitting that the birthday of the great melting pot of the United States falls in the middle of this international competition.
It provides a good chance for us all to reflect on what makes this country great, our diversity and our competitive spirit. A combination that provides an opportunity to get in touch with your personal heritage and then root mercilessly against them (unless the US loses).
So, if you haven’t already, it’s time to warm up your vocal chords for some your-country-of-choice chants; brush up on your soccer/football vocab and practice your international trash talking.
It’s time for everyone’s favorite low-scoring sport.
…and, of course, Go USA!
More on the Story: FIFA.com
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Another victory has been claimed in the battle of the sexes. And the winner of this round is…women.
What are we better at now?
Sorry men, but that’s it. There’s even a study to back this fact up.
So, what makes us so fabulous at everything? Some favorites are:
1. Not over confident (or at least we don’t let you know it)
2. Less likely to get struck by lightning (smart enough to get out of the rain)
3. Higher pain tolerance (this one is so true)
The list goes on, but seeing as humility is another one of our amazing qualities, I will stop there.
Don’t worry guys I’m sure there will be something else that you can claim superiority in (not everything?).
More on the Story: TIME
…just for fun:
Even Pixar is finally catching on-