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Science has done it again.

They’ve unriddled a mystery you or I probably didn’t know was riddled to begin with.

Todays topic: Chemistry (both in the literal and eHarmony sense.)

Ever wonder what the chemical impact of emotional tears is on the opposite sex?

Fear not (ladies).  Science wondered for you.

Ladies…they figured us out…in the chemical sense…of course.  Turns out emotional tears are a big turn-off.

Gasp!  Sobbing, snotting up, weeping, and bawling are not the huge turn-ons we thought they were…well, golly gee willikers mister.

I suppose as long as we stick to those completely platonic weepies we’ll be OK (wink, wink, nudge, nudge).

Thank you science from women everywhere.

Shockingly, there’s no word on the chemical impact of male tears on women…

But don’t worry they found a really good crier…so results should be in soon.

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“Stop the waterworks, ladies. Crying chicks aren’t sexy”: Really MSNBC Really?!?!?!

“In Women’s Tears, a Chemical That Says, ‘Not Tonight, Dear’”: New York Times

…bi-daily smile…