Happy St. Patrick’s Day!
Or, if you prefer: Happy one day a year when everyone likes to pretend they’re Irish, and use it as an excuse to drink large amounts of alcohol!
Not quite as catchy, but a little more honest.
Now, all you regular readers probably know what’s coming next.
When you’re downing you’re green beer and clothing yourself in every green garment you own, do you know what you’re really celebrating?
That’s right, it’s random holiday trivia time!
Feel free to take notes so you can show off at the pub later:
- The first St. Patrick’s Day Parade was not in Ireland, but in New York City in 1762, when Irish soldiers serving in the English military marched through New York City.
- Until the 1970s Irish law mandated that all pubs be closed on St. Patrick’s Day, and it wasn’t until 1995 that the Irish government began to use the holiday as an opportunity to bring in more tourists.
- St. Patrick (the guy who the holiday is named after) wasn’t actually Irish (much like many of the people who claim to be Irish every March 17th). At the age of 16, he was kidnapped by Irish pirates, and spent 6 years in captivity. He also didn’t drive the snakes out of Ireland, (there never were any) but he did help to spread Christianity in Ireland.
- The traditional Irish meal for St. Patrick’s Day is not corned beef and cabbage, but is actually Irish bacon and cabbage. Corned beef was first used by Irish immigrants in New York City looking for a cheaper alternative.
If you already knew all that, congratulations, you’re a well-informed St. Patrick’s Day enthusiast!
If you didn’t, well, now you’ll have something to talk about between the endless rounds of “Danny Boy” at the bar tonight.
More fun St. Patrick’s Day facts.
Some traditional Irish recipes for anyone looking to go all out this St. Patrick’s Day.
Proof that it’s not really the words that are important, but the overall spirit of the song that counts.
If you have a recycling bin be sure you pay attention to what goes in (look I’m a poet).
Styrofoam is evil, and you can’t recycle it.
To all you eco-friendly new parents out there, coming soon…dirty diaper recycling plants that actually run on dirty diapers (seriously, check it out).
Most importantly, always remember that hazardous wastes have their place, and that place is not right next to your empty milk cartons (isn’t rhyming fun!)
Now that you’re armed with the tools you need help save the world one aluminum can at a time, I urge you to go forth and celebrate America Recycles Day (embrace your inner “green”aholic).
Here are some more tools to help you celebrate America Recycles Day:
Some more ideas on America Recycles Day (courtesy of Waste Management)
…and a fun breakdown of recycling for everyone, brought to you by some classic Nickelodeon: R-E-C-Y-C-L-E
Important news out of the United Nations yesterday. A new “Honorary Ambassador of Green” was announced. The UN bestowed the honor on Tinker Bell, a controversial choice.
The loudest cries of protestation have come from Tink’s fellow nominee under consideration for the position, Kermit the frog. Sticking to his claim that Tinker Bell is not even a legal resident of Earth, Kermit has stated over and over,”I just want to see a birth certificate. I don’t think that’s asking too much.”
Tinker Bell has yet to release an official statement responding to these allegations.
Despite the negative response from some, UN officials are standing by their decision. “We’re delighted Tinker Bell has agreed to be our Honorary Ambassador of Green,” said Kiyo Akasaka, Under-Secretary-General for Communications and Public Information. Tinker Bell’s main duty as “Honorary Ambassador of Green” will be to help promote environmental awareness to children.
Rendered speechless by the honor, Tinker Bell did not have any comments for the press following the ceremony on Sunday.
With this important issue out of the way UN officials will now have their plates clear to focus on other issues. Rumors have already started to circulate that a certain pants wearing mouse is under consideration for a new secret task force.
Just in case you think I made this up: Tinker Bell named UN “Honorary Ambassador of Green”.
…Seriously, it actually happened: Tinker Bell is UN’s “Honorary Ambassador of Green” (Video)
…One more thing, just for fun: The Firefly From Hell