…Put On A Show

If you haven’t been following the wild speculation surrounding the opening ceremony for the 2012 Olympic Games, you’re in for quite a treat tomorrow.
With less than 24 hours to go until the games officially open, there have been leaks, wild guesses and “educated” speculation.
With a budget of $42 million and director Danny Boyle (the guy who did “Slumdog Millionaire”) at the helm, it’s hard not to be excited. And even harder not to speculate when there’s rumors of an army of Mary Poppins, Lord Voldemort (40 feet tall), a few dementors, an English meadow, cricket (presumably, being played in the English meadow), Peter Pan, Alice (of Wonderland) and James Bond parachuting into the Olympic Stadium. Of course, this will all be neatly tied up with a performance by Paul McCartney. You would be surprised by how little of that is made up.
In order to surpass expectations, the Queen herself would have to base jump into the stadium, while reciting Shakespeare and shooting a flaming arrow into the olympic cauldron (you heard it here first).
Of course, either way it’s sure to be a good show. Even if Voldemort is only 30 feet tall.
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More on the Story: CNN.com
…just for fun:
The official mascot’s of the 2012 Summer Olympics, Wenlock and Mandeville. Good luck getting this song and the image of Wenlock (or is it Mandeville) firing a pistol out of your head-
Posted on July 26, 2012, in Humor, News, Opinion and tagged 2012, London, olympics, opening ceremonies, summer. Bookmark the permalink. 3 Comments.



Lamest mascots ever…ever…no, really, ever…
Personally I was hoping for Spinal Tap and dancing Druids next to a miniture Stone Henge, but what do I know about crowd pleasing performances. I just hope this Olympics goes up to 11.
Personally, I’ve always wanted to know who would win in an epic battle between an army of Mary Poppins’ (not sure you pluralize that) and Lord Voldemort. Dreams do come true!